Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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