Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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