I heard we made out
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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