I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
