How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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