capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
smell my finger.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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