theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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