You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
