i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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