dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
