I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
Randomize
