are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
should my penis look like a turkey
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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