you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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