sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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