have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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