yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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