I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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