We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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