Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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