I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
can u get pink eye on your cock?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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