Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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