I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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