we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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