For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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