hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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