Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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