I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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