did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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