the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
My feet surprised me
Randomize
