How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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