I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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