Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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