How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
You work out of a Hotel?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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