I don't think brook has ever known best
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
