You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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