I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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