in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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