Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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