Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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