I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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