im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
