Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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