what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
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