why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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