Yo dont text me then not text me
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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