He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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