Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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