do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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