My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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