So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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